| Golf Joke of the Day |
| A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.
One of his golfing mates remarks: "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?" "Would you believe that this is the greatest golf ball ever made? You can't lose it. You hit it into the rough, it whistles. You hit it into the woods and a bell inside goes off. If you drive it into a lake, a big burst of steam shoots up six feet in the air for two minutes." "That's great. Where did you get it?" He replied, "I found it." |
